Wouldn't that be amazing?! I've always wished I was Buddhist so I could believe in the possibility of coming back in my next life as a house cat...or a dog for that matter. They have it really good! That should be your next endeavor, Moe. Get busy and let me know when you figure it out!
Bummer!! Although, everyone needs a few slow days, right? If it lasts too long, you can branch out and start importing broken puters from across the world. Turn your forum into a Lost / everything else discussion AND computer repair! If we had thought of this last week, I could've been your first customer!!